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a christmas carol

A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.
Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.
by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006
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A Christmas Carol

A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient.

The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.

The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.

The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.

The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.

God bless us, one and all!
My boyfriend was a total grinch this Christmas, so I hired three guys to give him “A Christmas Carol” to remind him of the spirit of Christmas.
by Sloth Wrangler December 14, 2019
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National Watch a Christmas Carol Day

On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.
Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.
by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019
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a ghetto christmas carol

A ghetto Christmas Carol is a great song by the rapper “xxxtentacion” it’s perfect to vibe to when you’re chilling
by Altoes May 16, 2021
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