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A Cockroach 

When a penis is so small and wrinkly, and looks more like a cockroach than a cock.
"Is that a cock or a cockroach?" asked the girl when she saw his small, wrinkly dick.
A Cockroach by Daddy Dolan August 17, 2018
Words you can keep

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH 

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it
have you heard of Daniel
You got me dead dead as a cockroach

dead, dead as a cockroach 

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.
person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀

i also killed a cockroach 

its a dark joke used in internet to show a disgusting dad daughter relationship as he offers his cock to her

often used in the butterfly... no butter joke
dad i also killed a cockroach today
nice try

Ohhhh Shit a COCKROACH 

This word is used when you see a COCKROACH
You=walking
Friend=walking
You=see a cockroach
Friend=yell
Friend=Ohhhh Shit a COCKROACH

IM DEAD,DEAD AS A COCKROACH

COCKROACH GANG OOoooOOooooOoo
MhM
Y/N: COCKROACH GANG OOoooOOooooOoo
MhM

DANIEL: IM DEAD,DEAD AS A COCKROACH

Dead...dead as a cacaroach 

The thing Daniel Ocampo says at the end of his tiktoks then sticks his tongue out
You ever sleep to run away from your problems? Okay, pack it up Sleeping Beauty. Got me dead...dead as a cacaroach🤪”
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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