Anything But Homework Disorder. It is characterized by compulsive need to come up with things to do in order to avoid doing the school work. Many high school and college students suffer from this condition.
Guy:"I have the A.B.H.D."
Girl:"Oh..."
Guy:"Yes Anything But HomeworkDisorder. I hate that class."
Can't Shit Anywhere But Home (C.S.A.B.H.) is a disease that plagues millions of Americans. It haunts our nation and there is really no cure. We just have to embrace that fact that some people cannot shit in public.