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9th january 

ask your crush out cuz why not
"hey so wanna go out?"
"sorry im bu-"
"its 9th january so u have to go out with me"
9th january by aftussy4life February 15, 2022
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9th January 

People born on this day are real assholes.
"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"
9th January by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

January 9th 

The month that the gayest are born. People born in this month are usually shy, and introverted. Usually are artistic and good at singing. Personality is kind and sweet! Once you get one born on January 9, never let them go.
Yo did you hear about Lola? Shes so cute, and born on January 9th!
January 9th by uwuowo1 October 16, 2019

January 9th 

People who know how to live like Larry
People born on January 9th might say:

“Livin like Larry
January 9th by Peepeepoopoo21 October 19, 2019

January 9th 

A day of reckoning. A day where the party consists of booze, drinking games, orgies, a girl falling down stairs, and a "black" man getting angry at a white guy.
Remember January 9th, that shit was crazy!
January 9th by Sweens12 July 17, 2010

January 9th 

January 9th is the best day to be born. Most likely gonna be depressed however have a dark humour. Will most likely shut you out and pretend like nothings wrong. Always is so kind and puts others before themselves making sure they never go through something you did.
Lucy was born on January 9th.
That explains why she is so kind but dark.
January 9th by Sleep101 December 1, 2020

January 9th 

January 9th is the best day (because all the best people are born obvi). Therefore, January 9th is best person day. Make the best person you know happy.🤩🤩
Kaitlyn: oh it’s january 9th, i guess i have to do something nice for my favorite person, katie!
January 9th by katie🤩 November 19, 2019
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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