9J 

9J is a versatile adjective describing the best possible outcome of any situation (particularly parties). The term is not limited to describing party atmospheres, it can describe all aspects of life.

It's about to get 9J up in this bitch!

9J by Ian Del Castillo February 24, 2008

9jizz 

9jizz is when you jizz in your pants immediately after opening 9gag. These people fap to rage comics and think they are gangsta after using Meme Phrases like "like a boss" "forever alone" "fap,fap,fap" in public.

Matteo: So this guy was like the boss?

Robbert: LOLOLOLOL LIKE A BOSS #YOLO
Jenna:Ugh he probably just 9jizzed in his pants.

9jizz by saab56 December 18, 2012

9ja 

This is the Txt abbreviation for Nigeria or a Nigerian

r u 9ja? or r u in 9ja?

9ja by Smith mark October 2, 2007

9jk-mo kl.  

(ni`nejaka-moe kle.)

verb:

when you are stoned off your other motha' fuckin' ass looklin' at te computer screen, it turns blue, and it starts to move 5 different directions.

HOOOOLY SHIET!!! (gasp) Your face just 9jk-mo kl. your face!!
:O

9jk-mo kl. by BekahMilk & SarahCookie January 13, 2008

The 9ja-Stockholm syndrome 

A Nigerian variation of the bog-standard Stockholm syndrome. A condition simple to explain but difficult to understand.

Characteristics:
You worship the person who steals from you and berate those who try to expose the robbers.

Further Explanation:
(1) "We would rather kill the mouse in the house, than the cobra lurking in the corner" - Source KO

(2) "Even AFTER the mouse has been chased out of the house, they will continue beating it. Meanwhile the cobra would be making a comfortable nest in their house and inviting its friends over" - Source VA

Usage/practice of The 9ja-Stockholm syndrome:
A hungry man steals a politician's mobile phone and he is sentenced to 45 years hard labour; a crooked politician steal billions and he is let off with a slap on the wrist, given national honours and invited back into the corridors of power.

Politicians who steal billions are lauded by crowds lining the street while young men who steal a few pennies to feed their hungry families are lynched and/or burnt alive.

The 9ja-Stockholm syndrome by easyware March 18, 2014

9jeon 

9jeon is the best person ever
and bestest friend

9jeon is amazing

9jeon by sunoodlez July 15, 2022