9J is a versatile adjective describing the best possible outcome of any situation (particularly parties). The term is not limited to describing party atmospheres, it can describe all aspects of life.
It's about to get 9J up in this bitch!
by Ian Del Castillo February 24, 2008
Get the 9J mug.9jizz is when you jizz in your pants immediately after opening 9gag. These people fap to rage comics and think they are gangsta after using Meme Phrases like "like a boss" "forever alone" "fap,fap,fap" in public.
Matteo: So this guy was like the boss?
Robbert: LOLOLOLOL LIKE A BOSS #YOLO
Jenna:Ugh he probably just 9jizzed in his pants.
Robbert: LOLOLOLOL LIKE A BOSS #YOLO
Jenna:Ugh he probably just 9jizzed in his pants.
by saab56 December 18, 2012
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by Smith mark October 2, 2007
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verb:
when you are stoned off your other motha' fuckin' ass looklin' at te computer screen, it turns blue, and it starts to move 5 different directions.
verb:
when you are stoned off your other motha' fuckin' ass looklin' at te computer screen, it turns blue, and it starts to move 5 different directions.
by BekahMilk & SarahCookie January 13, 2008
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Characteristics:
You worship the person who steals from you and berate those who try to expose the robbers.
Further Explanation:
(1) "We would rather kill the mouse in the house, than the cobra lurking in the corner" - Source KO
(2) "Even AFTER the mouse has been chased out of the house, they will continue beating it. Meanwhile the cobra would be making a comfortable nest in their house and inviting its friends over" - Source VA
Characteristics:
You worship the person who steals from you and berate those who try to expose the robbers.
Further Explanation:
(1) "We would rather kill the mouse in the house, than the cobra lurking in the corner" - Source KO
(2) "Even AFTER the mouse has been chased out of the house, they will continue beating it. Meanwhile the cobra would be making a comfortable nest in their house and inviting its friends over" - Source VA
Usage/practice of The 9ja-Stockholm syndrome:
A hungry man steals a politician's mobile phone and he is sentenced to 45 years hard labour; a crooked politician steal billions and he is let off with a slap on the wrist, given national honours and invited back into the corridors of power.
Politicians who steal billions are lauded by crowds lining the street while young men who steal a few pennies to feed their hungry families are lynched and/or burnt alive.
A hungry man steals a politician's mobile phone and he is sentenced to 45 years hard labour; a crooked politician steal billions and he is let off with a slap on the wrist, given national honours and invited back into the corridors of power.
Politicians who steal billions are lauded by crowds lining the street while young men who steal a few pennies to feed their hungry families are lynched and/or burnt alive.
by easyware March 18, 2014
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