Definitions by saab56

9jizz 

9jizz is when you jizz in your pants immediately after opening 9gag. These people fap to rage comics and think they are gangsta after using Meme Phrases like "like a boss" "forever alone" "fap,fap,fap" in public.

Matteo: So this guy was like the boss?

Robbert: LOLOLOLOL LIKE A BOSS #YOLO
Jenna:Ugh he probably just 9jizzed in his pants.

9jizz by saab56 December 18, 2012