Definitions by saab56
9jizz
9jizz is when you jizz in your pants immediately after opening 9gag. These people fap to rage comics and think they are gangsta after using Meme Phrases like "like a boss" "forever alone" "fap,fap,fap" in public.
Matteo: So this guy was like the boss?
Robbert: LOLOLOLOL LIKE A BOSS #YOLO
Jenna:Ugh he probably just 9jizzed in his pants.
Robbert: LOLOLOLOL LIKE A BOSS #YOLO
Jenna:Ugh he probably just 9jizzed in his pants.