Devices and systems designed to operate across eight dimensions: spacetime, probability, initial conditions, physical constants, and mathematical structures. 8D technologies allow users to experience universes where math itself is different—where 2+2=5, where circles are square, where pi is exactly 3. The "mathematics shifter" lets you toggle between mathematical systems (your brain will hurt). The "alternative calculator" gives you answers in different mathematical frameworks (useless for real-world problems but great for philosophical conversations). And the "truth relativizer" shows you that even mathematical truths are contingent on which mathematical structure you're in—which either liberates you from certainty or plunges you into existential confusion.
8D Technologies *Example: "He used an 8D technology device to visit a universe where 2+2=5. At first, everything was chaotic—his money didn't add up, his measurements were wrong, his recipes failed. Then he realized that in this universe, 2+2=5 was true, so everything actually worked consistently—just differently. He returned to normal math, slightly less certain about everything, which is what 8D tech does to you."*
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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