Sloppy toppy 7000 

That goody goody ash cash that got u havin a seizure while she gots a gorilla grip on ur giant shaft with bad intentions.

“Ayo bro, Bailey gave me Sloppy toppy 7000 last night, and it changed me forever.”

I can’t walk straight anymore.

Sloppy toppy 7000 by Ryder GLIZZY GOB Watkins September 29, 2020

75000 orcs 

a fuckload of orcs

75000 orcs!

75000 orcs by orcmaster September 30, 2008

77000 

Taken from a user name FridayNightCranks on youtube, you say 77000 if you think it was the best prank call ever

77000

77000 by Xyax June 24, 2009

205.74000000000003 

basically 6 feet 9 inches

A: hey what's ur height
B: 205.74000000000003 cm
A: hol up imma bring up my calculator
A:(realizes)
A:nice

205.74000000000003 by INDONESIA SURAM January 9, 2021

July 7, 7700 A.D. 

The day we move to the moon. Party is at 8, aliens cost 2 quintillion dollars to get in, humans? Dead.

Alien: When is the party?
Humans: July 7, 7700 A.D. see you soon *sun swallows the earth*

Alien: 👽🤟⭐️⭐️

July 7, 7700 A.D. by NYcityrat December 16, 2019

Penis muncher 7000 

It’s in the name retard

IT LIKES TO MUNCH ON YOUR COCK

it’s better then the penis muncher 6000

It’ll bite off your cock and put a new bigger one

Dude I just bought you a penis muncher 7000

Penis muncher 7000 by Pierceishot March 2, 2020

700000000

700 billion.

guy: what is 700000000
guy: a number

700000000 by Kuusik100 August 11, 2020