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Sloppy toppy 7000 

That goody goody ash cash that got u havin a seizure while she gots a gorilla grip on ur giant shaft with bad intentions.
“Ayo bro, Bailey gave me Sloppy toppy 7000 last night, and it changed me forever.”

I can’t walk straight anymore.
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75000 orcs 

75000 orcs!
75000 orcs by orcmaster September 30, 2008

77000 

Taken from a user name FridayNightCranks on youtube, you say 77000 if you think it was the best prank call ever
77000 by Xyax June 24, 2009

205.74000000000003 

A: hey what's ur height
B: 205.74000000000003 cm
A: hol up imma bring up my calculator
A:(realizes)
A:nice

July 7, 7700 A.D. 

The day we move to the moon. Party is at 8, aliens cost 2 quintillion dollars to get in, humans? Dead.
Alien: When is the party?
Humans: July 7, 7700 A.D. see you soon *sun swallows the earth*

Alien: 👽🤟⭐️⭐️
July 7, 7700 A.D. by NYcityrat December 16, 2019

Penis muncher 7000 

It’s in the name retard

IT LIKES TO MUNCH ON YOUR COCK

it’s better then the penis muncher 6000

It’ll bite off your cock and put a new bigger one
Dude I just bought you a penis muncher 7000
guy: what is 700000000
guy: a number
700000000 by Kuusik100 August 11, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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