738

You know why he always tells you....
He Love's You...? ♥️
Because he is so full of love...
For you...
In so many ways...
He is daily tripping over them...
He doesn't want to hurt you...
Or cause harm...
But his leash is not what it should be sometimes...;-)
The river analogy...
That is what it's like...
Never stops, always flowing...
Unless 😴
He is grateful for you...
Who you are...
Your sweet spirit...
Your love...
Forgiving...
thoughtfulness...
So many things to say to you...
Imagine a lonely beach...
listening to you...
walking
Safe...
"He loves you as are....
As you will be..."
He thanks God for you.... 🧎🏽
Everyday...
He will not stop loving you...
It's 717 there...:-)

738....Goodnight...

Iwctly

738 by Steelsmitn May 6, 2026

Don't you just hate that? 738 annoying things 

Funny and truthful book by Scott Cohen (An Everyday guy, Not a Famous Author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). This book will definitly make you say "That's so true!" and "I thought I was the only one who notcied that!" because it's so observational and you'll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.

Selected Annoyances:

-When you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.

-When the Photographer sais "Cheese!" and realizes that there's something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.

- Having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.

- The Vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.

- When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.

Just to name a few...

Don't you just hate that? 738 annoying things by Anonomously Anonomous September 14, 2005

1,837,738,825,586 

a really really big number

idiot: I did 1,837,738,825,586 push ups yesterday
normal person: no dumbass, you can't do more than 10 girl push ups. 1,837,738,825,586 is a really really big number

1,837,738,825,586 by ftblplya1 April 8, 2006

7:38 

The time you tell people when they ask you what time they should show up to an event. Use this when you don’t care when the heck people arrive at something. Or just to be a dick.

“Hey man! When should I come to the party?”
“7:38”
“Really?”
“Bro, I don’t care. Just show up.”

7:38 by FebreezeBoi August 2, 2020

738882 

A word that summer asked me to look up on urban dictionary but there was no definition there

She asked me what 738882 meant

738882 by Xjejjsbdhxjensbsks August 24, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020