number 5

when you take a crap and realize you craped blood

dude i just took a wicked number 5

by guywhohighfives May 05, 2011

number 5

Receiving fellatio while you are in the process of clearing your bowels.

Damn Blimmer, your sister is dirty. She gave a number 5 to Lazarus and all his boys!

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004

Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

by Eric December 04, 2003

Number 5

To masturbate whilst having your fingers up your anal passage.

I just came back from doing a Number 5!" "I don't think we should be friends...

by Fentna04 June 09, 2010

number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate

Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass

by hahayoyo October 11, 2009

Number 5

An extreme tool; coined at Williams Grove Speedway, August 19, 2008, because of the #5 outlaw race car sponsored by "Extreme Tools."

He follows her around like a lost puppy; he's such a "Number 5 ".

by Moira & Cara December 18, 2008

Rule number 5

“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”

Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.

Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation?

Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”

by Vampsy December 10, 2022