5 feet 

2 bros chill in a hot tub but make sure that they are 5 feet apart so its not gay

"2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay"

5 feet by .im.gay. October 26, 2020

5 Feet away 

When a boy (andrew) get a little extra happy around a girl he is in love with, mostly from staring at her chest.
but what ever this girl doesnt really care, unless she notices allll, and he isnt paying attention to what she is saying
See: Whuuuut?

Andrew: I Love you Natalie
Natalie: Mento 5 feet away
Mento: K

5 Feet away by Lil west ruler of the world August 11, 2008

5 feet away 

someone who is near, but can't actually be held or spoken to. Someone who you want to be with but impossible to have. All you can do is be 5 feet away.

Troy: I want to tell you how i feel... but I'm better off as your bestfriend... it's better to be 5 feet away...

5 feet away by translatinator November 27, 2018

Short little small guy who is under 5 feet 

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.

"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."

Short little small guy who is under 5 feet by Bu T. Ton June 13, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019