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5 Weenies 

5 weenies is a slur term used to describe the act of having a rough childhood. This is particularly used when somebody is burned with a kettle on the side of their face by there very own mother who abandons them and leaves them and their siblings with an abusive fire extinguisher of a Father and they get accepted into a prestigious school where they will accuse somebody of being a secret love child.
The slur 5 weenies is often defined as:

My βœ‹name πŸ‘„ is πŸ‘€ not ❌ five πŸ‘ weenies 🌭 I πŸ”₯ am 😎 Shotoβœ… from 😳U.A. 🏫 and πŸ‘ˆ I πŸ‘ wanna ✨ be πŸ’« a 😝 heroπŸ’‚ ♂️ My πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¦father πŸ§” Endeavor πŸ”₯ is currently ⏳ the number one πŸ’― hero ✊ but βž• to be πŸ˜… quite πŸ‘‰ frank πŸ‘ˆ i've πŸ˜“ always 😑 hated πŸ’’ him πŸ˜– and ☹ want 😀 to 😌 forge πŸ™ƒ my πŸ”„ own path πŸ—Ί in 〰️ the 〽️ world 🌐 of πŸ‘‘ pros πŸ˜‡ My πŸ§’ childhood πŸ‘¦ was πŸ‘§ less πŸ‘¦ than 🏁 nothing πŸ’” you πŸ‘† see πŸ‘€ so 🀧 I πŸ‘Šfelt 🏳️ 🌈 like-
5 Weenies by anonymous December 8, 2021
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5 Weenies 

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❀️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
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