5 H's

The most necessary things when it comes down to which guy is eligible or not: Hair, humor, height, human decency, and hygiene.

Friend: Dude I really like him.
Me: Does he qualify with the 5 H's?
Friend: Not sure.

by swaagmaster420 January 22, 2021

The 5 H's

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I love The 5 H's
But what about Fortnite

Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.

person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’

by some stranger 234 January 30, 2023

When a guy with the first letter in their name is H hooks up with 5 different girls within one night usually all the girls are slutty or heinous.

"H-5 did you hear about Harmon last night?"
"Yea, I cant believe he was that drunk to pull a H-5"

by real squeal November 14, 2013

The act of giving a hand job while receiving a hickey from your boyfriend, or a male companion

"Oh dude, did you see Michelle's neck after the party?"

"Yeah, her and her boyfriend must have H-5ed all night!"

by Kelhannah Nichelle January 9, 2009