5 dollar foot long

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013

5 Dollar Foot Long

What I had in my mouth last night.

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.

by shaiwitt March 31, 2009

5 dollar foot long

A really big azz dick

Rob J from Vineland has a 5 dollar foot long

by Rob J from May 21, 2008

5 Dollar Foot Long

A cheap, male prostitute.

Shaniqua: Did you see Brianna pay for that 5 dollar foot long?
Lafwanda: Yeah, she is so desperate!

by Uthyr May 29, 2014

5 dollor foot long

When you see a hot chick, and you get a boner.
You have a five dollor foot long.

"Dude, hot ass 3:00"
"Oh man, 5 dollor foot long" *does five dollor foot long hand signal*

by Faust888 April 13, 2008

Suck my 5 dollar footlong

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.

Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!

by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008

5 dollar footlong

a really big penis, dick, cock...

Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"

by 5 $$$ footlong May 27, 2008