1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.
1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!
by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013
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Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.
by shaiwitt November 19, 2008
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Shaniqua: Did you see Brianna pay for that 5 dollar foot long?
Lafwanda: Yeah, she is so desperate!
by Uthyr May 29, 2014
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