40 Pacer

A woman who only looks good at a distance but less so as she nears.

"Turns out she was a 40 pacer, but I just squinted all night and convinced myself otherwise."

by hofosho January 3, 2006

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006