3D MED 

The MISSION of 3d Medical Battalion is to provide direct and general Mental Health and Morale Destruction Service Support (MHMDSS) to III MEF in order to destabilize the combat effort across the full spectrum of MAGTF operations.

Camp Pendleton Motor-T Marine:
"Where you going next Doc?"
Doc:
"3d Medical Battalion. Why wassup?"

Camp Pendleton Motor-T Marine:
"Damn. You know what they say-- better off dead than 3d Med bro."
Doc:
"*Sigh*Jesus take the wheel..."

3D MED by DepressedDoc April 19, 2017

3d Medical Battalion 

A Marine Corps/Navy personnel forward operating command in Okinawa, Japan. People attached to the unit undergo observation used to study the affects of military personnel confined to prison conditions and mistreatment. Personnel are subject to below standard living quarters, curfew restrictions inspired by Germany's Nazi party, and plentiful amounts of unskilled menial labor used to degrade individuals to the point of psychological trauma and complacency.

Holding your immediate family as prisoners in Guantanamo Bay until you get your FMF pin qualification, and other forms of black mail that violate United Nations policies. "I used to have a bright future, but then I got stationed at 3d Medical Battalion."

3d Medical Battalion by fpconproblemchild November 22, 2011

3d Medical Battalion 

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than tsuffered by holocause victims.

Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?

3d Medical Battalion by Sailor Jacques June 12, 2012

3d Medical Battalion 

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than suffered by holocaust victims.

Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?

3d Medical Battalion by Sailor Jacques June 12, 2012