360 fanboy

A poor, pathetic kid with nothing better to do than support a gaming console that has a 33% failure rate, shitty games, a big ugly ass power block hanging out of it, and no built in blu-ray or wi-fi.

360 Nerd: I love Microsoft, even though their xbox 360 is shitty and a piece of fail. I must be a 360 fanboy

360 fanboy by vault2008 July 18, 2009

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Xbox 360 Fanboy

The unyielding belief that the Xbox 360 is the best console, and no other can touch it. This of course, is only based upon the monopoly of exclusive games that the console has due to Microsoft's ass-loads of cash that they throw to developers, so that consumers are only left with one choice of console. The 'fanboys' completely disregard system performance, graphics, and other notable features that the other consoles have, and simply focus on the fact that "Halo is the best". They typically claim that the Xbox 360 is better because it has Xbox Live, and forget the fact that Microsoft charges for simple things like pictures and changing your name.

Scenario 1: Ps3 Owner "Hey dude, I just got a ps3 today and I'm watching my movies and playing my games on Blu-Ray HD!"

Xbox 360 Fanboy "Dude why would you waste your money on that when you could be playing Halo?!?!?!?!!!"

Scenario 2: Ps3 Owner "Hey, I just went online and downloaded a new theme for my Ps3 for free, then I decided I wanted to change my name to BawlsOut69!"
Xbox 360 Fanboy "Yeah well, I just did to! For 560 Microsoft points of course!" (About 6$)

Xbox 360 Fanboy by I OWN ALL THREE CONSOLES. November 7, 2009

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Xbox 360 Fanboy

The Christians of the gaming industry. i.e, they ignore the facts.

Xbox 360 Fanboy: OMG HALO!!!111!!!!1!! PS3 SUX!!!!!!!1!!!
Playstation owner: You guys may have Halo, but we have MGS4, Uncharted 2, Gran Turismo 5...
Xbox owner: THEY ALL SUCK!!!!1!!
Playstation owner: ...Have you even played them...?
Xbox owner: Um... no...
Playstation owner: Also, PS3's processor is much more powerful than the Xbox's, and the Blu-rays hold eight times the amount of data the Xbox's DVDs hold... and-
Xbox: -covers ear with hands- NONONO! SHUT UPP! HALO!!!! XBOX RULES!!!!1!!!!!11!!!

Xbox 360 Fanboy by yayplaystation June 14, 2011

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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