An extremely unattractive girl that requires you to bring threepaper bags to have sex with her. One for her head, one for your head, and one for the handle of whiskey.
John: Dude that girl is gross.
Jack: Yeah, definitely a 3 bagger.
John: Huh?
Jack: One bag for her head, one for yours, and one for the handle of whiskey.
John: dude that girl is gross.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.