Definitions by TheDumbAssGuy

Fortiguard 

the most annoying ass software schools use to block all the funny sites you can access. If your school has this, good luck surviving without coolmath games.

Teacher: Fortiguard just said someone visited bigtitties.com. Are you this stupid?

Fortiguard by TheDumbAssGuy May 30, 2023

Tomos A35 

Moped produced by Tomos from 1954 to 2018, their year of bankruptcy. Famous for their kickstart, and being easy to tune up to 80km/h with modified stock parts. Not even kidding with that one. They have gradually fallen into obsecurity because of the rise of scooters. They're still driving around though. Reliable and fast, you should probably get one.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got a Tomos A35.
Guy 2: How fast does it go?
Guy 1: 50.
Guy 2: Jesus.

Tomos A35 by TheDumbAssGuy May 10, 2023

Rocketpoweredmohawk 

Formula 1 youtube's biggest sigma bastard that makes videos in his car.
Unlicensed F1 assasin, 3 kills (pual di resta, latifi n wtf1)
has no foken upload scheme
but the vids are golden

rocketpoweredmohawk is a sigma bastard.

Rocketpoweredmohawk by TheDumbAssGuy March 7, 2023

Thijs 

A dutch guy who just exists.
He's an alright friend who tries his best, and is generally an okay person to be around.
Listens to the most random of songs.
Either VERY straight or VERY gay.
Not much else to be said about him.

P1: Ay Thijs, wanna buy some snacks at the Appie later?
P2: Nah, sorry man, I can't. Mabye tommorrow?
P1: Sure thing.

Thijs by TheDumbAssGuy January 21, 2023

Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.

Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)

Comedian by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Iran 

The gods of inflation. 1 american dollar is 41850 rial there.

all i can say to that is not stonks

Iran also doesn't like womens rights, that's kinda cringe bro.

Iran by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Malawi 

Inflation simulator if it were real. People's average income there is 620 US dollars. 1 American dollar is 1017,50 Kwacha. That's 630850,00 kwacha. May seem like a lot, until you realize 10g of cheese is 1800 Kwacha...

Person 1: I'm rich in Malawi.
Person 2: How much money do you have then?
Person 1: I have 6 Million Kwacha.
Person 2: That's 5896 Dollars.

Malawi by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023