2022

The year Russia decided to invade Ukraine, and COVID finally calmed down. But now we've got monkey pox. 2023 will be worse probably.

Person 1: 2022 kinda sucks.

by TheDumbAssGuy June 10, 2022

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2024

The year the monkey gods take over.
And the world blows up.

Person 1: 2023 sucked man- wait, what's that in the distance?
Monkey god: OOGA BOOGA
Person 1: OH GOD 2024 IS EVEN WORSE
*World blows up, end credits play*

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

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Rocketpoweredmohawk

Formula 1 youtube's biggest sigma bastard that makes videos in his car.
Unlicensed F1 assasin, 3 kills (pual di resta, latifi n wtf1)
has no foken upload scheme
but the vids are golden

rocketpoweredmohawk is a sigma bastard.

by TheDumbAssGuy March 07, 2023

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Fortiguard

the most annoying ass software schools use to block all the funny sites you can access. If your school has this, good luck surviving without coolmath games.

Teacher: Fortiguard just said someone visited bigtitties.com. Are you this stupid?

by TheDumbAssGuy May 30, 2023

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Tomos A35

Moped produced by Tomos from 1954 to 2018, their year of bankruptcy. Famous for their kickstart, and being easy to tune up to 80km/h with modified stock parts. Not even kidding with that one. They have gradually fallen into obsecurity because of the rise of scooters. They're still driving around though. Reliable and fast, you should probably get one.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got a Tomos A35.
Guy 2: How fast does it go?
Guy 1: 50.
Guy 2: Jesus.

by TheDumbAssGuy May 10, 2023

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