TheDumbAssGuy's definitions

Fortiguard

the most annoying ass software schools use to block all the funny sites you can access. If your school has this, good luck surviving without coolmath games.

Teacher: Fortiguard just said someone visited bigtitties.com. Are you this stupid?

by TheDumbAssGuy May 30, 2023

Rocketpoweredmohawk

Formula 1 youtube's biggest sigma bastard that makes videos in his car.
Unlicensed F1 assasin, 3 kills (pual di resta, latifi n wtf1)
has no foken upload scheme
but the vids are golden

rocketpoweredmohawk is a sigma bastard.

by TheDumbAssGuy March 7, 2023

2024

The year the monkey gods take over.
And the world blows up.

Person 1: 2023 sucked man- wait, what's that in the distance?
Monkey god: OOGA BOOGA
Person 1: OH GOD 2024 IS EVEN WORSE
*World blows up, end credits play*

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Zoetermeer

Zoetermeer, Otherwise known as depression city is a city in South Holland.
It's depressing. That's all.

Person 1: Zoetermeer is full of NPCs.
Person 2: That's not very nice to say to Zoetermeerders. Wait, we're in Zoetermeer right now.
Person 1: *Despawns, since they're an NPC.*

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Malawi

Inflation simulator if it were real. People's average income there is 620 US dollars. 1 American dollar is 1017,50 Kwacha. That's 630850,00 kwacha. May seem like a lot, until you realize 10g of cheese is 1800 Kwacha...

Person 1: I'm rich in Malawi.
Person 2: How much money do you have then?
Person 1: I have 6 Million Kwacha.
Person 2: That's 5896 Dollars.

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Iran

The gods of inflation. 1 american dollar is 41850 rial there.

all i can say to that is not stonks

Iran also doesn't like womens rights, that's kinda cringe bro.

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.

Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023