This is National Kiss your boyfriend day. You can go up to your boyfriend in the middle of the hall in school and make out with each other and everybody will understand.
Guy 1: "Why are they making out with each other in the middle of the hall?"
Guy 2: "Its september 20th so its national kiss your boyfriend day."
Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhh, that makes sense."
P1: What are you doing on September 20th?
P2: Nothing involving a government facility.
P1: What type of answer is that? This is why no one talks to you Carl
The true gamer birthday. People born this day generally are very popular but manage to not hang out with anyone outside the workplace/school, and focus all their time on video games. These people somehow manage to get girls too, despite there being no reason to like them.
September 20 is a day only the godliest of people are born on. It’s either that or they’re straight up aliens (yes, indeed that was an Area 51 reference) there’s no in between.
Jack: YOOOO DID YOU HERE Y/N WAS BORN ON 20th SEPTEMBER?!
A day that shall go down in history as we reveal the truth of area 51 as well as fuck some aliens
Area 51 guard: hey did you see the news apperently thousands of people are trying to find out our secrets. On september 20
Area 51 guard 2: id like to see them try
(September 21)
News: government is in outrage as area 51s secerets have been reveald
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!