2.slow 

The 2.0 liter VW engine found in many mk3s. It is very slow, but reliable and can take a beating.

"Yeah man I just got a '96 2.slow GTI. It's not fast but it's a cheap daily driver.

2.slow by awkinnun December 23, 2009

2 point slow 

Refers to the Volkswagen 2.0 liter, four-cylinder gasoline engine used in VW's North American models. Cars equipped with this powerplant are notoriously sluggish, hence the term "2 point slow". The term probably derives from the 5 point slow epithet for certain fox-body Ford Mustangs.

I found an awesome used '02 Golf for sale and was all ready to buy, but then I saw it was a "2 point slow" and walked away.

2 point slow by Unkle September 12, 2005

2slow 

Someone who does not understand something.

Hes 2slow to understand what is going on.

2slow by Wong Numba April 22, 2006

2slowly 

A person who likes to make themself think that they are dating someone when they really are not, And gets cucked by the girl without knowing. And a white wannabe gangster from the slums *Also could mean can't spell, And or extremely stupid person.

J- hey you see 2slowly?

C- yea that guys a dumb cuck .
A- i like pregnant women.
J- shut up weirdo.

2slowly by Charlotte<3 May 29, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019