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two bits refers to spanish pieces of eight where two bits would be a quarter of it. The saying has remained to mean a quarter.
I bought some candy for 2 bits.
2 bit by Sarlacc July 13, 2004
when one has a middle parting and two bits of annoying hair hanging down either side of the temple/eyebrow
2 bit by vinnyissexy February 1, 2009

2 bit pisser 

Any person who is unable to hold their alcohol and as such gets drunk very quickly after not consuming much grog.
2 bit= 2 drinks,pisser=alcohol, drunk
Many people I know are 2 bit pissers
2 bit pisser by bobswwastd March 22, 2009

2-bit Pûntîto

An insult that means that someone is dumb, hence the word 2-bit, and then pûntîto can mean any curse word possible
What did that 2-bit pûntîto say?!
2-bit Pûntîto by Ethan T.T January 7, 2020
A play on the word two bit whore. It's when you dont feel like being vulgar around your elders, such as your parents.
(Mom in the kitchen, while you're arguing with your girlfriend.) I don't like your ways. To me, your just a 2 bit 4.
2 bit 4 by pango14762 April 27, 2011

2 bit hor 

A term used mainly for 6ft girls.

origniated from the one Rachael Robinson
"You ed whose that 2 bit hor on the drive"
" oh dont worry thats just my mates steph"
2 bit hor by Edvard Robineanson June 20, 2008
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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