2 on the 2 

When your dirt broke

Can’t come out tonight mate, I’m 2 on the 2.

2 on the 2 by SnowFlic December 15, 2018

Hit me on the 2 way

An alternative way of saying "phone me"

JIM: Yo Dawg, whats poppin.
HAROLD: Going Big phils init, to lean him up dan.
JIM: Nah "Hit me on the 2 way" When your on road, peace homie

Hit me on the 2 way by Grezsta April 20, 2006

par 2 on the back 9 

A redneck reference to anal sex. Par 2 as in the hole or anus, back 9 as in the course or ass.

Katie has a great course. I really like the par 2 on the back 9.

par 2 on the back 9 by The Rabot April 22, 2007

On the number 2 pencil 

For all of you ho's testing

On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you

On the number 2 pencil by Love number 1 period April 28, 2019

2 birds on the tree 

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

2 birds on the tree by Klockoline October 13, 2023

2 hands on the phone

A term used when reading smut on a phone, (comminly used on Fan Fiction sites) to tell others to not self pleasure whilest reading.

2 hands on the phone you bunch of gooners!

2 hands on the phone by ICBWYBRBMSID January 23, 2026

Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2 

Once the male obtains the cup or glass, he must fill it with a tequila. The male may fill the cup or glass with as much tequila as he pleases, however, we strongly recommend a healthy dosage. The male must then come back to the same room of the female, and pour the now ejaculation and urine combination into the tequila-filled cup or glass. Once the liquid is mixed, the male may add a heterogeneous amount of accessory liquids such as Kool-Aid or a common fruit smoothie. However, this is entirely up to the male. The liquid is now ready to follow the next step. The male will now grab a pack of Jell-O Gelatin and prepare such gelatin with the mixed liquid and whatever flavor of Jell-O Gelatin. For instructions on how to prepare this gelatin, search either on the packaging of the Jell-O Gelatin or the internet.

Now that there is a combined liquid & Jell-O combination, the male should now come back to the bedroom and then take the gelatin and rub it on specific areas, such as the ears, the vagina, the mouth, or wherever else the couple pleases. While following this act, the male must play the sex role of whispering phrases or sentences into the females ear (0.3"-1" away). Example phrases are "Did you know I sexually abused a pygmy marmoset?" or "Would you care for a Triscuit?" while performing an impression of famous actor Morgan Freeman.

They were daring enough to do Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2.

Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2 by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014