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2 of 'em Yesterday 

A business term meaning you want Lots of them as soon as possible.

"2 of 'em" refers to the item and means you want lots of the item.

"Yesterday" means as soon as possible.
We need those clothes fast. 2 of 'em Yesterday!
2 of 'em Yesterday by TheGymRat February 27, 2019

Ad 1 of 2 

Youtube: “Ad 1 of 2”
Everyone: “Aw shit, here we go again.”
Ad 1 of 2 by OfficialDeltaGamer August 6, 2019

Page 2 of google 

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.
Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*

a tail of 2 streams 

the next morning after having sex, masturbating, etc.

and you have to pee and when you start peeing you urinate two streams.
dude after i fucked mercedes last night and i had to pee and i had a tail of 2 streams!!!

2 of Clubs 

1. This is about the 2 of Clubs. 2 of clubs, like in cards you know. It means "Show your boobs" or like, "Lift up your shirt and show off your juggs." It is considered the highest honor to be presented with the 2 of Clubs--not to be taken lightly or shown to just any girl with boobs. Reserved specifically for those with great ones.

2. The folkloric character Dr.Bones is said to keep a 2 of Clubs in his top hat.
Guy: (Shows girl a 2 of Clubs)

Girl: (Takes off shirt and bra)

Guy: "Damn. Those are the finest titties I have ever seen."
2 of Clubs by Norm Crenshaw July 18, 2007

1 out of 2 

Traditionally thought of as a ratio of 1 to 2, or a 50 % chance at something, the 1 out of 2 refers to an extreme type of diarrhea. It feels and has the sounds effects of a number one, but exits from and smells like the number 2. ( see butt-piss)
Jake: "oh man, i was on the highway trying to squeeze out a fart, and i totally 1 out of 2'ed it"
Tim: "man, i hope you showered yourself"
1 out of 2 by sam boosak December 31, 2009