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When a time stamped cup confirms your spouse is cheating on you.
My husband went out to get groceries and I found a Starbucks cup in my car that read 2 of 2. Hmmmm interesting....
2 of 2 by #notmyproblemanymore July 27, 2017
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2 of 'em Yesterday 

A business term meaning you want Lots of them as soon as possible.

"2 of 'em" refers to the item and means you want lots of the item.

"Yesterday" means as soon as possible.
We need those clothes fast. 2 of 'em Yesterday!
2 of 'em Yesterday by TheGymRat February 27, 2019

Ad 1 of 2 

Youtube: “Ad 1 of 2”
Everyone: “Aw shit, here we go again.”
Ad 1 of 2 by OfficialDeltaGamer August 6, 2019

Page 2 of google 

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.
Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*

a tail of 2 streams 

the next morning after having sex, masturbating, etc.

and you have to pee and when you start peeing you urinate two streams.
dude after i fucked mercedes last night and i had to pee and i had a tail of 2 streams!!!

2 of Clubs 

1. This is about the 2 of Clubs. 2 of clubs, like in cards you know. It means "Show your boobs" or like, "Lift up your shirt and show off your juggs." It is considered the highest honor to be presented with the 2 of Clubs--not to be taken lightly or shown to just any girl with boobs. Reserved specifically for those with great ones.

2. The folkloric character Dr.Bones is said to keep a 2 of Clubs in his top hat.
Guy: (Shows girl a 2 of Clubs)

Girl: (Takes off shirt and bra)

Guy: "Damn. Those are the finest titties I have ever seen."
2 of Clubs by Norm Crenshaw July 18, 2007

1 out of 2 

Traditionally thought of as a ratio of 1 to 2, or a 50 % chance at something, the 1 out of 2 refers to an extreme type of diarrhea. It feels and has the sounds effects of a number one, but exits from and smells like the number 2. ( see butt-piss)
Jake: "oh man, i was on the highway trying to squeeze out a fart, and i totally 1 out of 2'ed it"
Tim: "man, i hope you showered yourself"
1 out of 2 by sam boosak December 31, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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