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bro i got 2 faced last night on my couch
2 face by Kid Kuzoo March 23, 2010
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2 face friend 

always talk shit but never say it in your face
she or he is a bitch

need to kick her ass when you see her
2 face friend by somoreya April 21, 2018

2 november: face tattoo day

take a pen and go draw something on your friends face.
you can draw anything, but dont be too mean;)
"gary why tf did you draw a teardrop on my face?!"
"because it's 2 november: face tattoo day!"

2 to da face 

The art of smoking two marijuana blunts to the face. Only the few, the proud, the pot smokers have experienced such a plesent feeling as 2 to da face.
Darius: Yo homie I rolled two fat ass blunts, you down homie or what?
Mike: Shit yeah I'm down for somkin 2 to da face!!
2 to da face by Chi City 101 August 22, 2009

2 cakes 1 face 

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.
Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!
2 cakes 1 face by Bacon-Queen August 21, 2023

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

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