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2 days by TheMilkMaster126 November 14, 2018
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1-2 business days
The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?
Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*
1-2 business days by tastyresort July 16, 2019
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2 years, 11 months, and 18 days
A phrase used to describe taking an extraordinary amount of time, extreme patience, or meticulous effort to complete something to absolute perfection. Derived from the exact time it took to draft the Indian Constitution. It is also used sarcastically when someone takes way too long to respond or complete a very simple task.
Example 1: "Bro, it was just a simple text! Why did you take 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days to reply? Are you drafting a constitution?"
Example 2: "Look at the level of detail in this project; it feels like he spent 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days perfecting it."
English: "Finding someone like you wasn't easy; it feels like my heart waited 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days for this moment."
Example 2: "Look at the level of detail in this project; it feels like he spent 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days perfecting it."
English: "Finding someone like you wasn't easy; it feels like my heart waited 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days for this moment."
2 years, 11 months, and 18 days by WordMaker_KV2026 August 8, 2026
2 years, 11 months, and 18 days
Used to describe an extraordinarily long, unnecessarily prolonged, or agonizingly slow period taken to complete a task, make a decision, or reply to a simple message.
Derived from the exact historical duration it took to frame and adopt the Constitution of India (December 9, 1946 to November 26, 1949).
Derived from the exact historical duration it took to frame and adopt the Constitution of India (December 9, 1946 to November 26, 1949).
Bro, I just asked if you were free this weekend, why did you take 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days to reply?
2 years, 11 months, and 18 days by WordMaker_KV2026 August 14, 2026
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