18 years 

(n) The length of time some woman has control over your assets after you knock her up.

She wouldn't get an abortion, so now the bitch has my wages garnished for the next 18 years

18 years by Playa N March 15, 2006

18 years 

A smidgen of time the seems like an eternity.

"18 years man, I never thought this day would come"
"18 years, to forever and a day.."
" I didn't realize time moved so quickly, 18 years today."

18 years by REBel Siren May 14, 2024

18 years old 

When someone turns 18 years old, they are legally an adult.

She is 18 years old!
Cool!

18 years old by IronFox y’all November 17, 2019

She’s 18 years old somewhere 

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.

Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

She’s 18 years old somewhere by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

im 18 years old by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

18 in dog years 

She was.

Perv: she was 18 in dog years!
Police:

18 in dog years by ABoiWithANovelle(: February 11, 2021

18 year old 

The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult

Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!

18 year old by I am cool 2015 January 4, 2020