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July 16th 

A day where the most clever, beautiful, smartest, funniest and kind people are born.

On some occasions they're meme lords and great guides to the internet.
-That man here has everything going for him.
-You bet! He was born on July 16th

-This guy born on July 16th is so intimidating, I could never talk to him...
-Don't hesitate! He's great, he will make you comfortable then laugh your ass off
July 16th by The_red_Ostara February 4, 2020

July 16th 

July 16th is National Ask Someone Out Day!
James: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Cameron: Oh yeah! It’s July 16th, National Ask Someone Out Day! You should definitely ask out Chloe!
July 16th by Joe Momma21 November 12, 2019

July 16th 

The day you were most likely born if you are looking this up
Chad: Ayyyy happy JULY 16TH
Brad:Thanks my man
July 16th by Frat boy101 November 3, 2019

july 16th 

national have 5 kisses day. if your taken your partner has to give you 5 kisses. if you single give your self 5
ahh you owe me 5 kisses it’s july 16th
july 16th by mabelslayer124 July 3, 2021

July 16th 

The day that the “best friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .
Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..
July 16th by MaxisShort_L March 6, 2022

july 16th 

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!
Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!
july 16th by Trapbart June 24, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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