12 seconds 

The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.

If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or catch fire.

12 seconds by Lazy chestnut August 20, 2006

12 Seconds 

A request , usually drunk , to stave off an interruption of a story you’re trying to tell, as best you can in the current situation. .

Jimmy - “ yo , we were at the Dungeon in New Orleans and ...”

John - “ oh the metal bar on Toulouse that ....”
Jimmy - “ wait 12 seconds , we were slamming shots in Dungeon and ..... “

12 Seconds by Snoop Legend May 29, 2021

12 minutes and 58 seconds 

Look at this shit, LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT. Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds This shit comes up on my computer EVERY SINGLE DAY, automatically, 'Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates', EVERY SINGLE DAY, and every single day I click later, you know why I click later? Because there's no option to click never, i'd like to click never, I NEVER WANNA INSTALL THESE BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, WORTHLESS.. I HATE EM, I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens when you click later a few times? And a few days go by and you keep clicking later and later cause you don't wanna fucking do it, you just wanna put it off? This automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you turn off your fucking computer and you click later everyday, eventually it takes away the option to even click later and it just says, here's your only options, we're basically putting a knife to your head and saying you can either, you can either fucking, you, you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you or you can just you know bite the bullet and shut it off now. Doesn't even give you a choice to say no, IT JUST COMES UP WHENEVER IT WANTS, AUTOMATICALLY AND SAYS, 'fuck you, we're turning off your computer, no matter what you're doing, in ten minutes and forty seven seconds. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IAM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING, YOU COCK SUCKER! I AM DOING IMPORTANT SHIT, WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL?

Installing updates in 12 minutes and 58 seconds

12 minutes and 58 seconds by Internetsavior August 26, 2023

12 second car 

a car that can run a 12 second 1/4 mile

once this turbo's in, we'll be runnin low 12s

12 second car by Bill February 9, 2003

12 seconder 

when someone shoots their load within 12 seconds during their blow job virginity

Bethany: i didn't realise you were a 12 seconder mike
Mike: (cries)
Harry: ahh you 12 seconder

12 seconder by sash haz jack x2 November 9, 2011

12 second car 

a very slow car's 1/4 mile time

the skyline is a 12 second car

12 second car by dude April 7, 2003

12 second car 

the beharelle mobille

"Aaron's car is only in the 12's and Shaun's will be in the 9's"

12 second car by Anonymous January 21, 2003