The random day we tell the sweet, innocent and fun-loving hazel malhotra in our lives that we love and appreciate her. We also buy her food cus she likes food ;)
WHAT!?!?! It's 12 January hazeyyy appreciation day. Damn! its hazeyyy day... lemme buy you some food haze.
The hottest, sexiest boy/girl are born this day. They are that bitch you look up to, if you are friends with anyone who is born this day YOU ARE LUCKY! Only bad bitches can be friends with other bad bitches
Tom: Omg look he/ she is so hot!
Sam: Because he is born in January 12!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*