by Anonymous64920 October 17, 2019
John: let's do it on January 12!
Daniel: BET!!
Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!
Daniel: BET!!
Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!
by TommyTheDickhead December 20, 2020
Give some one who is having a hard time with anything a long hug and tell them it will be alright -day.
by JackieGaby129 October 17, 2019
The random day we tell the sweet, innocent and fun-loving hazel malhotra in our lives that we love and appreciate her. We also buy her food cus she likes food ;)
WHAT!?!?! It's 12 January hazeyyy appreciation day. Damn! its hazeyyy day... lemme buy you some food haze.
by GaRrY25 February 05, 2023
The hottest, sexiest boy/girl are born this day. They are that bitch you look up to, if you are friends with anyone who is born this day YOU ARE LUCKY! Only bad bitches can be friends with other bad bitches
by sugerdaddyyy November 06, 2019
National Eat Cake Day, You pick out your favorite cake and you eat it. It could be a whole cake for yourself.
by jello salad October 25, 2019
-Ay bro lets switch hoodies?
-He/she was born on January 12..(s)he’s a certified bad bitch-
-Yo.. this bromance connection between us is real💨
-He/she was born on January 12..(s)he’s a certified bad bitch-
-Yo.. this bromance connection between us is real💨
by nate✨ October 18, 2019