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February 11th 

This is the best day of the year to be born on, if you are both on this day you will be granted god given awesomeness for all of your life. To be brought into the world on that date is makes you the chosen one.
WOAH! She was born on February 11th? No way, we must serve her ambitions for all eternity
February 11th by Kuhleeb April 13, 2019

February 11th 

People born on February 11th have my heart💗💗 You know why? Because I’m also born on Feb. 11th!! You are definitely beautiful inside and out. (and I’m not just saying this for me!) You guys tend to be shy, quite tall, and physically gorgeous and have a beautiful smile. Love you Aquarius 💕💕
hey, when’s your birthday?

february 11th.

~ stares at you intensely all day~ (in a good way of course)
February 11th by youcantfindme November 1, 2021

February 11th 

international kiss your girlfriend day! if you have a girlfriend, you must kiss her on the lips on feb 11th !! good luck ;)
person 1- dude it’s February 11th
person 2- oh man is it? i better go kiss my girlfriend
person 1- yeah me too!

February 11th 

Bro its February 11th shit on my balls
February 11th by CumGuzzlerHomie October 15, 2019

February 11th 

National day of the best valentines in the world because my boyfriend was born on that day and he is amazing, I love him so much.
“I hope my future boyfriend was born February 11th“

February 11th 

The day of a terrible earthquake. Aayan Hamdani was born and fell off of his bed. This fatal occurrence destroyed millions of innocent braincells. They have not recoverd to this day
Person 1: Today is February 11th.

Person 2: yeah, I know. It's very sad.

Person 1:. Like if you cry Everytime

Person 2: F in the chat

Person 69: nice
February 11th by Nutsacksucker69 October 16, 2019
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