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1000000th base 

The act of having sexual intercourse with everyone on the planet... at the same time, whilst watching an episode of the hit comedy 'friends'

It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.
Richard: Dude i got to the 1000000th base last week!

Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?
1000000th base by nausia_rules October 7, 2006
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10000th base 

you suck your own dick and get an aero plane shoved up your ass with a group of men cuming all over your face. Then your mum and dad fuck you and you lick out your mum and tease her clit with a toothbrush.
BOB: '' DUUDDEE I TOTTAALLY HIT 10000TH BASE LAST NIGHT''

TIMMY: '' i heard your mum got an orgasm from a toothbrush?''
10000th base by TheBaseMaster August 18, 2011

10000th base 

Making love to your parents whilst preforming the hustle !
YOU: Hey mom, dad can we have sex ?
MOM+DAD : Sure
YOU : My friends are gonna be stoked when they found out ive hit 10000th base !
10000th base by NELSTHON February 15, 2009

1000000th Base 

Taking a shit in space, and having sex with the shit flying around you. When finished, smear the shit on your face and use it as face cream, whilst your parents film the act and a catholic priest cheering you on
I totes got to 1000000th base last night

Thats alot of poop
1000000th Base by Awex Skeeter March 24, 2010
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