1-Pump

n. (wŭn-pŭmp)

1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.

2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.

Woah! You just missed a total 1-Pump dude!

1-Pump by JQF2.0 November 29, 2010

1 Pump Glump 

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

1 Pump Glump by My Parents Died April 27, 2022

pumpk-1-ene 

Chemistry: An alkene with a pumpk alkyl group that consists of 33 Carbon atoms in the shape of a Jack O' Lantern. It is typically prepared through β elimination reactions, in which two atoms on adjacent carbon atoms are removed, resulting in the formation of a double bond. It cannot be prepared from an alcohol as Pumpkin is halal.

Slang: It can be referred to any one who meets the criteria of being 2 of the following (The Man, The Myth, The Legend)

Can I get pumpk-1-ene from pumpkol?
Obviously not, he halal bro, need use pumpkane from the sewers, just like his complementary compounds Calcium Oxide, Yttrium Iodide and Potassium Einsteid.

Wow! What a clutch! Why pumpk-1-ene so cool.

pumpk-1-ene by StepSisYoda October 31, 2021

1pumplump 

The act of man having an orgasm on his first initial stroke of having his penis in a ladies vagina!

I cant believe that BCD pulled a 1pumplump on that ugly chick! Usually the ugly girls take longer than 1pumplump, they usually take at least 4 or 5 strokes!!!

1pumplump by lumpy7 February 12, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008