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1 man 1 hydraulic press 

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It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed
me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.
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1 man 2 spoons

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The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.

the video was enough for me to want to die.
hey man, have you seen adam?
ah yes, he commited suicide.
why?
he watched 1 man 2 spoons

1 man 1 horse

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A video that has a man getting a horse and shoving the horse's penis in the man's asshole. The man died the next day because the horse's dick was so long that it ripped the man's colon open.
Dude 1- Yo man, we should watch 1 man 1 horse
Dude 2- That's fucked up man, the guy died from that shit!
1 man 1 horse by hoopla_69 October 22, 2013

1 man 1 jar 

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One of the most legendary shock videos on the internet. Probably don't watch it.

It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.
Person 1: Have you seen 1 man 1 jar?
Person 2: Yes, unforunately

1 man 2 needles 

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1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.
I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.

1 Man 2 Spoon 

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A very disturbing video of a man taking his eye out of his sockets with a spoon.
The man puts the spoon into his eye socket and takes it out.
dude1: Did you heard of 1 Man 2 Spoon
dude2: No
dude1: Search it up
dude2: HOLY CRAP
1 Man 2 Spoon by 8408 :D June 19, 2021

1-man salute 

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To FART briskly yet gracefully
To Squeeze gas through the buttocks like the pursing lips on a French Horn
I couldn't hold it in, so I gave the ol' 1-man salute.
1-man salute by Pete The Meat April 28, 2008
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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