1 inch

small penis

I hear he's sporting a "1 inch"!

by Ryan May 5, 2003

1 inch

Pretty massive ngl

Bob: I have a 1 inch cock. Pretty big right?
Ben: Joe's is bigger

Bob: whos Joe?

by destrierZ May 20, 2022

1 inch

is more than enough and has a great personality

Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch

Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING

Mark: I know right

Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro

Mark: I don’t even know

1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party

by Mayonnaiseonaburger June 6, 2023

1 inch

you have the smallest cock in the fucking world that prob smells like the cheese that has been siitting in the back of the fridge for 2 months the name they would usually have is archie bobbie and harry

girl 1: omg have you seen harrys dick pics girl 2: yea its like 1 inch hahaha

by GYATdestroyer September 17, 2023

1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

1-Inch Lance

The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."

Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"

by slurp999 January 21, 2021

1 inch bitch

A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.

That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017