1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 26, 2023

Head

What women look for up there and what men look for down there

Blonde WAHmen: Babe, I want a man with a good head because I'm blonde.
Alpha Male: Bitch, shut the fuck up, and give me some head.

by JamesAlanSmith October 26, 2023