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1 + 1 is 11 obviously cuz 1 and 1 is 11. if you are a dumm person who thinks its 2, then you need to see a doctor
person 1: hey what's 1 + 1?
person 2: 2.. duh
person 3: no stoopid its 11
person 2: oh right.
1 + 1 by yous3rname September 2, 2021
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The hardest question you'll find in a math test
1 + 1 = orange
1 + 1 by MythicalCode_ May 13, 2018
If the era of the dinosaurs isn't justified, why should this equation be?
Your Teacher: "Because it's math you idiot! 1 + 1 isn't rocket science!"
My Teacher: "?"
Nice Teacher: "Nice try! I'll help you later!"
Best Teacher: "....."
1 + 1 by howdareyouopposememortal October 8, 2020
= 2
Mom: "KEVIN GET OFF THAT PHONE, DO YOUR MATH HOMEWORK, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN YOU THAT PHONE IN THE FIRST PLACE, ITS ONLY 1 + 1"
Kevin: " ok boomer"
1 + 1 by KevinDoesntLikeMath December 4, 2019

1 + 1 ≠ 2 

The mathematical equivalent of an answered prayer, such as being healed of an incurable disease or chronic sickness; seeing a business, financial, or relationship breakthrough; and helping others deliver from demonic oppression or sexual addiction in the name of Jesus Christ.
In the spiritual realm, mathematical equations in the natural world no longer hold true thanks to supernatural forces: 1 + 1 ≠ 2, 1 + 1 + 1 = 1, …, 2 + 5 = 5000, π = 3.
1 + 1 ≠ 2 by Fasters May 22, 2022

1 + 1 = 2 

It has taken years for scientists to do all the studies to thus prove that 1 + 1 is actually 2. After a long and hard (lol, long and hard) test involving one apple, than adding another. The tests were proven that 1 + 1 is in fact, 2.
White boy: Omg, this is so hard, could you help me with my math?

white boy 2: Errr, the answer to that question is. 1 + 1 = 2.
1 + 1 = 2 by Anti Bit February 4, 2009

1 + 1 = 2 

When a math is close to, if not OBVIOUSLY easy

or you just don't want to help the person finding the answer
Person 1: Arrgh! i just cant get this right, could you please help me?

Person 2: Yeah, 1 + 1 = 2
1 + 1 = 2 by TheLittleMe October 4, 2011
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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