Definitions by howdareyouopposememortal

Distance Learning Teachers 

"Ayo! Your camera's off! Ayo!"

Distance Learning Teachers

Distance Learning Teachers by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

Karen 

Please date me.

-Karen

Karen by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

Cellino & Barnes 

Injury attorneys.

Cellino & Barnes

Cellino & Barnes by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

Hydro Flask 

Wow. Urban Dictionary just made a new and cheap Hydro Flask mug that shatters into pieces if you drop it, rather than getting a dent on it. Plus, there's no warranty! Check it out below y'all.

Urb Dic: "Check out our new Hydro Flask y'all."
Childish Vsco Girls: "OMG! Spill the tea! Toast the bomb!"
TikTok: "New trend!"
Hydro Flask: "How dare you."

Hydro Flask by howdareyouopposememortal October 9, 2020

1 + 1 

If the era of the dinosaurs isn't justified, why should this equation be?

Your Teacher: "Because it's math you idiot! 1 + 1 isn't rocket science!"
My Teacher: "?"
Nice Teacher: "Nice try! I'll help you later!"
Best Teacher: "....."

1 + 1 by howdareyouopposememortal October 8, 2020

PEMDAS 

Please excuse my dope ass swag.

Ms. Teacher: "Does anyone know what PEMDAS stands for?"
You: 😏

PEMDAS by howdareyouopposememortal October 8, 2020

Cardi B 

Those annoying sound effects you hear in Star Wars.

You: *Watching Star Wars*
Ur mum: "Honey, are watching Cardi B again? You know how I feel about WAP!
You: "No mum, I'm watching Star Wars!"
Ur mum: *.....*

Cardi B by howdareyouopposememortal October 7, 2020