Hydro Flask

Wow. Urban Dictionary just made a new and cheap Hydro Flask mug that shatters into pieces if you drop it, rather than getting a dent on it. Plus, there's no warranty! Check it out below y'all.

Urb Dic: "Check out our new Hydro Flask y'all."
Childish Vsco Girls: "OMG! Spill the tea! Toast the bomb!"
TikTok: "New trend!"
Hydro Flask: "How dare you."

by howdareyouopposememortal October 09, 2020

Karen

Please date me.

-Karen

by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

Cardi B

Those annoying sound effects you hear in Star Wars.

You: *Watching Star Wars*
Ur mum: "Honey, are watching Cardi B again? You know how I feel about WAP!
You: "No mum, I'm watching Star Wars!"
Ur mum: *.....*

by howdareyouopposememortal October 07, 2020

1 + 1

If the era of the dinosaurs isn't justified, why should this equation be?

Your Teacher: "Because it's math you idiot! 1 + 1 isn't rocket science!"
My Teacher: "?"
Nice Teacher: "Nice try! I'll help you later!"
Best Teacher: "....."

by howdareyouopposememortal October 08, 2020

Cellino & Barnes

Injury attorneys.

Cellino & Barnes

by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

Thermo Flask

A weapon that is used by vsco girl wannabes who post TikToks every day and can only afford a Thermo Flask. They get so aggravated when they realize there's a dent on the water bottle, even though there was probably already a dent on it when they got their Thermo Flask at Five Below. Sometimes, they even pretend their Thermo Flask is a Hydro Flask, which is honestly no better.

Vsco Wannabe: "Check out my new Hydro Flask," *Hides the Thermo Flask label*
Vsco Girl: "Isn't that a Thermo Flask?"
Vsco Wannabe: "Shutthefuckup it's Hydro Flask!" *Whacks the girl in the face with her Thermo Flask*

by howdareyouopposememortal September 16, 2020

PEMDAS

Please excuse my dope ass swag.

Ms. Teacher: "Does anyone know what PEMDAS stands for?"
You: 😏

by howdareyouopposememortal October 08, 2020