1% milk 

A very poor substitute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk

Why the hell would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?

1% milk by The Replicator December 20, 2014

1% milk 

The lord an savior Jesus H. Christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white shit, like yourself. Drink 1%, or else Satan will eat your children. God will hate you if you drink different milk. Rejoice

Friend: 1% milk gives me life.

Me: Fucking carry my children.

1% milk by sm00shr December 20, 2014

1 milk 2 sugar 

1 Milk 2 Sugar is commonly referred to as the “romantic coffee” and or also used to define a person as a romantic.

Have you met that guy? Yea he seems like a 1 milk 2 sugar type guy.

1 milk 2 sugar by JS**__* September 13, 2021

yank the 1 armed milkman 

wanking, tugin the dangler

so I hear that you like to yank the 1 armed milkman

yank the 1 armed milkman by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.

I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

1milk_chan1 

The hottest mf to ever exist literally they make me bust

Omg !! 1milk_chan1 just became my mutual im gonna bust a nut !!

1milk_chan1 by 1milk_chan1 April 21, 2021