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The lord an savior Jesus H. Christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white shit, like yourself. Drink 1%, or else Satan will eat your children. God will hate you if you drink different milk. Rejoice
Friend: 1% milk gives me life.

Me: Fucking carry my children.
by sm00shr December 20, 2014
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A very poor substitute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk
Why the hell would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?
by The Replicator December 20, 2014
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