1% milk

A very poor substitute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk

Why the hell would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?

by The Replicator December 21, 2014

1% milk

The lord an savior Jesus H. Christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white shit, like yourself. Drink 1%, or else Satan will eat your children. God will hate you if you drink different milk. Rejoice

Friend: 1% milk gives me life.

Me: Fucking carry my children.

by sm00shr December 21, 2014

1 milk 2 sugar

1 Milk 2 Sugar is commonly referred to as the “romantic coffee” and or also used to define a person as a romantic.

Have you met that guy? Yea he seems like a 1 milk 2 sugar type guy.

by JS**__* September 14, 2021