Mike: Are you gonna see the Wildcats?
Shirlley: No, It's too expenssive I do not have cash.
Mike: No Problem, It's 0800.
Shirlley: Ok I will be there lol
Shirlley: No, It's too expenssive I do not have cash.
Mike: No Problem, It's 0800.
Shirlley: Ok I will be there lol
by oj.s xXx June 19, 2010
Get the 0800mug. the phone number for childline, a team of people who help children by talking and supporting them emotionally or physically. the british form of Childhelp or CPS
by maxwellapp505 September 9, 2023
Get the 0800 1111mug. Phone number for HastingsDirect: A british car insurance company with a memorable advert of a seagull and statue discussing the benefits of the company before the seagull sings the catchy number in a made up tune with a noticeable gap between '0800' and '1066'.
Also used as a call and response method to find a british person in a foreign country. Simply shout 'oh eight hundred double oh' and wait for the responding '10 66' more than likely coming from the local pub or chippy. No proper british person can resist the urge to respond.
Warning: Catchy tune
Also used as a call and response method to find a british person in a foreign country. Simply shout 'oh eight hundred double oh' and wait for the responding '10 66' more than likely coming from the local pub or chippy. No proper british person can resist the urge to respond.
Warning: Catchy tune
0800 00 1066
*British lass/lad in foreign country*: 0800 00!!! *listens out*
*Random space in the crowd pint in hand*: 1066!!!
*British lass/lad in foreign country*: 0800 00!!! *listens out*
*Random space in the crowd pint in hand*: 1066!!!
by Ponte_lass_0800_00... August 24, 2017
Get the 0800 00 1066mug. Words cannot adequately describe the total and unstoppable terror that fills the soul of any sane person upon noticing this number under a call screen. It's not a matter of IF the gull will come for you, but WHEN. Many a fool has tried to cheat their fate. Some have taken to avoiding all phones for as long as they live. Others have chosen to end their lives, quickly and on their own terms. But all is futile, as this will only make it turn to your loved ones. The best one can hope for is a prolonged and agonising death. Those it abducts are far less fortunate. For your own sake, under NO circumstances utter its summoning phrase.
Haha what a funny ad, oh eight hundred dou-
(horrifying screaming and dismembering sounds)
Oh my phone's ringing
(sees caller is 0800 00 1066)
May God have mercy upon us
(horrifying screaming and dismembering sounds)
Oh my phone's ringing
(sees caller is 0800 00 1066)
May God have mercy upon us
by Reggie the edgy veggie January 26, 2022
Get the 0800 00 1066mug. Flying Carpet Customer Care
“we like it on the carpet”
for emergency open, honest communication, write us, and leave the secret code anonymously
“we like it on the carpet”
for emergency open, honest communication, write us, and leave the secret code anonymously
To: 0800 - fccc - 12 242 29
i acquired a very nice flying carpet and was extremely happy to do so, (yes, but) BUT:
soon after the first ride, said magic carpet unexpectedly yanked itself from under my feet, resulting in myself falling over.
The second time I took a very painful tumble, right off, flat on my face, resulting in traumatic injury, which incapacitated me for an extended period of time, with much personal anguish.
My natural recourse was to get rid of the unpleasantly unpredictable carpet, which i naturally did.
Several times.
But the carpet keeps on coming back.
Although it refuses to let me get on and have a ride, it insists on hanging around, but almost entirely out of sight.
It also keeps on shedding constant reminders, but when I start wanting it and looking for them, it will stop.
Although this is annoying, I have grown accustomed to this specific magic carpet, and would like to let it stay.
I was wondering if it would be possible to rehabilitate said magic carpet?
If you deem it an impossibility, could you please catch, roll it up and remove the carpet as I am unable to make space for a functional carpet with this one lurking around.
I honestly hope we can find a way to restore the trust and functionality of my magic carpet - as I am in a dire need of a ride and still hope to get this one to cooperate as it is the nicest magic carpet I have ever ridden.
But by now I am also willing to use a flamethrower to get rid of it.
Yours sincerely
i acquired a very nice flying carpet and was extremely happy to do so, (yes, but) BUT:
soon after the first ride, said magic carpet unexpectedly yanked itself from under my feet, resulting in myself falling over.
The second time I took a very painful tumble, right off, flat on my face, resulting in traumatic injury, which incapacitated me for an extended period of time, with much personal anguish.
My natural recourse was to get rid of the unpleasantly unpredictable carpet, which i naturally did.
Several times.
But the carpet keeps on coming back.
Although it refuses to let me get on and have a ride, it insists on hanging around, but almost entirely out of sight.
It also keeps on shedding constant reminders, but when I start wanting it and looking for them, it will stop.
Although this is annoying, I have grown accustomed to this specific magic carpet, and would like to let it stay.
I was wondering if it would be possible to rehabilitate said magic carpet?
If you deem it an impossibility, could you please catch, roll it up and remove the carpet as I am unable to make space for a functional carpet with this one lurking around.
I honestly hope we can find a way to restore the trust and functionality of my magic carpet - as I am in a dire need of a ride and still hope to get this one to cooperate as it is the nicest magic carpet I have ever ridden.
But by now I am also willing to use a flamethrower to get rid of it.
Yours sincerely
by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling October 19, 2025
Get the 0800 - fccc - 12 242 29mug.