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sleepage 

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep
need sleepage NOW
sleepage by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

sleepage 

1. The economic decline experienced by those who sleep past 9AM. 2. An inverse, causal relationship existing between minutes slept past 9 AM and debt-to-income ratio, suggesting that to arise at early hours, barring access to video games, results in an increase of boredom-induced work hours and higher credit score. 3. The practice of those experiencing sloth-induced poverty; those who despise movement.
1. "I have noticed a sleepage in my financial profile since refusing to get up in the morning."
2. "The mortgage application was declined due to high sleepage ratio."
3. "I laugh at the adage: 'Early to bed, Early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' What were they thinking, isn't that the govenrment's job?"
sleepage by Dr. Dettman November 3, 2008

sleepysaeran

super cool and really pretty mysticmessenger tiktoker, saerans her favorite obviously.

also plasticretainers amazing gf!
did you see that sleepysaeran made a video about ed sheeran?”

SleepyGamer 

A gamer and is very sleepy. Likes to play games and he is the epic gamer!!11 Adam is his friend which he talks to and plays games with.
SleepyGamer: Hey Adam lets play Minecraft. Adam: Sure but I'm better at PVP than you. Sleepy: Dude I can literally beat you in 1.8 Minecraft PVP. Adam: Well lets have a rematch to see who is better. Sleepy: Your on.
SleepyGamer by SleepyGamer01 June 3, 2021

Sleepyface

Another term for someone with Down's Syndrome.
-Who won the last race in the Special Olympics?
-I dunno, some sleepyface.
Sleepyface by PhantomL2 March 7, 2009

Sleepykat1 

sleepykat1 better known as sleepy or kat is a Minecraft streamer and member of the darcy SMP
twitch.tv/sleepykat1
Sleepykat1 by Philza minecraft September 8, 2021