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.kufo is a sexy person who pulls both females and males, and makes them both wetter than a step mom with their step son
Female: omg have you seen .kufo they makes me so wet

Make: every time I see them a jizz a little
.kufo by 3ddie_yeager February 21, 2021
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An Unidentified Flying Object known for "crapping" onto a city or large body of people. This term came to be after Portland's radio station, 101 KUFO, fired the city's most popular radio personalities, e.g. Cort and Fatboy/ The Rick Emerson Show, and replaced them with Seattle's Ricker, thus "crapping" on the city of Portland.

It is speculated that the "K" in KUFO stands for "Krap". The letter "K" is often used in place of a "C" to symbolize either a child at an entry level of reading, or an adult of sub-par intelligence.

It is also speculated by some that this term came from the radio station's crappy selection of music which people put up with only to hear their favorite radio personalities.
1. Boy, we sure got KUFOed when the networks canceled Firefly.

2. We're really getting hit by KUFO these days, what with all these reality shows on TV.
KUFO by J-Dubb's Theatre October 25, 2009
A verb meaning to "take a large dump." This usage derives from "KUFO" as an object which takes a "large dump" onto an entire demographic of people. KUFO can be used literally or metaphorically.
Will you guys excuse me? I have to take a KUFO.

Wow, my Windows 98 PC sure is taking a KUFO right now.
KUFO by J-Dubb's Theatre October 25, 2009
kufo is a guy that posts amazing content but gets no views or likes also people never ask to be mutuals
kufo your not shadow banned.
kufo by Goofy C February 12, 2021
A radio station in the Portland, Oregon area that plays all kinds of rock/metal.
"The only radio station worth listening to around here is KUFO."
KUFO by Kulawend August 17, 2007
Kufo is a sexy person who pulls both females and males, and makes them wetter than a step mom with their step son
Female: omg kufo makes me so wet

Male: every time I see them I jizz a little
Kufo by 3ddie_yeager February 21, 2021
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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