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9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit

A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.
Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.

9 O' Clocker 

Alternate term used for an early morning turd.
Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocker.
9 O' Clocker by rustachio April 25, 2009

9' O clock Cock 

Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
9' O clock Cock by Sweptimus March 14, 2015

9 O'clock Rule 

(also 9 O'clock watershed)

The rule whereby British TV companies can't show "adult" programmes before 9pm.
The Urban Dictionary would certainly be subject to the 9 O'clock rule.
9 O'clock Rule by Powysian September 24, 2006

9 o'clock 

9 o'clock means when your crush is near.
Alya: Marinette! 9 o'clock!

Marinette: No, there's no 9 o'clock showing.

Alya: Not that 9 o'clock, that 9 o'clock!

*Alya points to crush*
9 o'clock by WhatsAPsuedonym? October 6, 2020

9' O Shock 

The time when something shocking happens...something that could change your perspective and/or ruin your life!
What time did you find out shes a lesbian...?

9' O Shock
9' O Shock by Sizzllee January 24, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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