-mi-bob

added on to the end of first names as a term of endearment

tim becomes tim-mi-bob
anne becomes anne-mi-bob

-mi-bob by shpanky December 1, 2006

Skid Bob 

Skid Bob is a term you would use when seeing a random ass person that looks like the world would be better off without. It's is a mix of a skidmark of society, much like when you can't get a shit stain out of the toilet, and a random asshole that no one likes. Also some one who talks about random shit, sucks with women, and still says your mom jokes.

*Commonly found amongst the guys wearing vans, mc hammer pants, with a cutoff and a gold chain, also a backwards hat that is placed perpendicularly floating upon the noggin. Also commonly found doublefisting a Juul and a Smirnoff ice*

I don't know who the fuck let this skid bob into the party but you just ruined the whole tempo!

Skid Bob by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

jingle bob 

1.) a pair of pendulously shaped bells affixed to the boot spurs typically worn by cattle herders, cowboys. 2.) the nickname for alien enthusiasts and tourists who visit Roswell, New Mexico.

1). The chime of his jingle bobs put the horse at ease.

2.) The jingle bobs are back in town for tha annual Roswell Alien Convention.

jingle bob by jefferino69 February 25, 2023

cheesy bob 

The name for a wood louse, apparently originating in Guildford, Surrey, UK and known only to those from the town.

"Oh no, there's a cheesy bob on the floor! Quick, put it outside."

cheesy bob by blinxi May 19, 2009

Jesus Bob 

An emphatic interjection made when an off-handed sinister or perverse remark, often involving one's mom, leads to a cascade of incremental sarcastic wit that terminates with someone taking it way too far and getting graphically specific. The other participant in this cascade is left speechless, with the exception of the phrase: "Jesus Bob."

Paul: "...that's what she said."

Bob: "Who, you're mom? Yeah she says that to me all the time."

Paul: "Well the only words I get from your mom are groans."

Bob: "Well I fisted your mom in the ass while your dad asphyxiated himself in a gimp suit and jacked off!"

Paul: "Jesus Bob...."

Jesus Bob by ah_halifax1 December 11, 2013

penis bob 

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.

- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.

penis bob by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

Spunch bob 

Who broke spunchlons heart bruh???

"Nooooo! they got spunch bob yellin."

Spunch bob by Shitty memes March 27, 2021