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You Fool 

A classic insult that can be used in any form of conversation.
Jeff: Hey man do you have the hw from last night? I didn't do it.
Chris: You Fool!
Jeff: -_-
You Fool by Uncultured_Swiine April 24, 2019
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You Fool! 

When something unfortunate happens to your opponent and you feel like adolf hitler, complete domination! many situations call for this term all day er day.
Black #1 - aYo man i just got my bruthas gurrfren prego

Black #2 - You Fool!

White #1 - I like to put peanut butter and have the dog lick me down.
White #2 - You Fool!

Red#1 - Ive had twelve kids with my sister.
Red #2 - You Fool!
You Fool! by GroversMyBitch November 13, 2010

you fool i 

What one puts as their Among Us username to make it look like this when they get kicked off the ship.
you fool i was/ was not the Impostor

maybe an Impostor remains
you fool i by WTMS369 October 11, 2020

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts 

When you're so lonely that you make friends to troll with you.
Shadow: Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts
Also Shadow: My fingers right on top of the delete button Eggman
Shadow: What are you going to do to stop me with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hehehehehe haha
Eggman: You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

kiss me you fool 

The iconic words spoken by Harry Styles to Louis Tomlinson in a video of them playing with chocolate coins in 2011. One of the cutest (and oldest) Larry Stylinson moments. P.S. louis tops
harry: "now kiss me you fool"
kiss me you fool by alanastyles January 6, 2019

break yourself, you fool 

A slang term for "Give me your money."
This guy rode up on a bicycle that was way too good to belong to him, and he said to me, "break yourself, you fool."
break yourself, you fool by dywypi November 5, 2013
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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