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JESUSMOSES 

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.
JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.
JESUSMOSES by Jaffer Merchant April 24, 2005
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jesusposing 

Done mostly among trance and house DJs where one extends the arms as if nailed to a cross and the crowd responds by going apeshit.

Seen repeatedly done by Armin Van Buuren (not that I mind. . . .he's hot *shrugs*) and Tiesto.
RabidFangirl1: HOLY SH--! LOOK AT ARMIN! HE'S JESUSPOSING! *faints*

RabidFangirl2: OMGOMGOMG!! HE ISS!!

Dude1: Oh look, Tiesto's jesusposing! We should go apeshit!
Dudette1: HOLYCRAPSH--! HE IS!! *proceeds to go apeshit*
jesusposing by AvBfan October 24, 2010

jesuslover

someone who uses the lame excuse "it's part of God's plan" for everything that goes wrong. They oppose basic women's rights (the right to choose) and voted for George Bush, the stupidest president ever.
Someone to avoid. Like Ned Flanders with Dubya's values.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026