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hawaiian punch 

(v)-Partially inserting tropical fruit into an oriface in a person and using a punch or series of punches to fully insert the fruit.
"I shoved a kiwi halfway in her twat and gave it a spinning backfist that sent it into her ovaries!" "NOW THATS A HAWAIIAN PUNCH!!"
hawaiian punch by David Stratton December 14, 2008

Hawaiian Punch Guy

Koolaid Man is also Hawaiian Punch Guy
why
Hawaiian Punch Guy by ok hello i see December 15, 2022

Hawaiian Punch suprise 

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period
Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise

The Hawaiian Punch 

A very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of Hawaiian Punch. Mix the Hawaiian Punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. Once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that shit up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. After you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! Welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! This method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a Presidential Election, a game of Lasertag, taking the SATs,or even at childbirth.
Danny: "Hey Tara i think you might have overdone it a little! Your gonna really feel The Hawaiian Punch soon!"

Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"

Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
The Hawaiian Punch by Shugah Nipz December 7, 2009

Hawaiian Donkey Punch 

Letting a Donkey stick their hooves in your lubed Anal cavity. Size doesn't matter.
OMG! I'm gonna do the Hawaiian donkey punch after school!!!!

Hawaiian Punchoholic

One who takes on characteristics of an alcoholic but with Hawaiian Punch instead of an alcoholic beverage.
It was apparent that the girl was a Hawaiian punchoholic after she had drank two-thirds of the bottle without assistance.
Hawaiian Punchoholic by Legit boss November 9, 2014
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