Kid 1: Want some soda?
Hawiian Punching Kid: Sure!
*CHUG* *CHUG* *CHUG*
Kid 1: Hey don't drink all of it!
Hawiian Punching Kid: He he he...
Hawiian Punching Kid: Sure!
*CHUG* *CHUG* *CHUG*
Kid 1: Hey don't drink all of it!
Hawiian Punching Kid: He he he...
by The master of awesomeness January 21, 2008
The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.
by Wilson in Iraq December 3, 2008
Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.
I'm so depressed. I guess I'll have to Hawiian Punch Heimlich tonight. The recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.
by Pimp Juice King March 14, 2008