Covid-🇦🇺

When Australia finally comes to terms that its zero Covid strategy to contain the coronavirus pandemic is a mere illusion, which is politically laughable considering that the country has the lowest vaccination rate among the developed countries.

Thanks to “dose sharing” with friendly developed countries, no one expects the land of kangaroos to fail in bringing down the number of Covid-🇦🇺 infections, thus putting an end to recurring lockdowns before the festive season.

by Covido October 04, 2021

Commonwealth of Australia 🇦🇺

Australia, the sixth biggest country where you find signs “like appropriate footwear must be worn while on the premises”
lots of kangaroos 🦘 and spiders, yeah.

Australian: Hiya Mate!
Canadian: Hi Eh?
Spiders and kangaroos attack the Canadian
This is what happens in the Commonwealth of Australia 🇦🇺 such a happy life.

by True Geo Graphy April 10, 2022

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The Australian Flag
The Best Item Ever
The Best Emoji Ever

(Person 1) "Where Did You Go To On Holidays?
(Person 2) "Australia. And I Got A Souvenir.
(Person 1) Show It Them
(Person 2) 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

by DylzMa July 09, 2021

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Down under, originated from Australia being called land down under

🇦🇺

Person one: what does that mean?

Person two: “It means sexy time, DUH

Person one: ohhh ok

by Anonymous102002 July 06, 2022

🇭🇲🇦🇺

A comparrison between the the flag of the heard & mcdonalds island Vs. the Australian one

Texter 1: I live here 🇦🇺
Texter 2: I live here 🇭🇲
Texter 1: Wait we both live in Australia?
Texter 2: No it's just A comparrison between the the flag of the heard & mcdonalds island Vs. the Australian one
Texter 1: 🇭🇲🇦🇺

by zqawxecdrvtbgyhnmkolp August 20, 2025