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Down under, originated from Australia being called land down under
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Person one: what does that mean?

Person two: β€œIt means sexy time, DUH

Person one: ohhh ok

Covid-πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί 

When Australia finally comes to terms that its zero Covid strategy to contain the coronavirus pandemic is a mere illusion, which is politically laughable considering that the country has the lowest vaccination rate among the developed countries.
Thanks to β€œdose sharing” with friendly developed countries, no one expects the land of kangaroos to fail in bringing down the number of Covid-πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί infections, thus putting an end to recurring lockdowns before the festive season.
Covid-πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί by Covido October 4, 2021

Commonwealth of Australia πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί 

Australia, the sixth biggest country where you find signs β€œlike appropriate footwear must be worn while on the premises”
lots of kangaroos 🦘 and spiders, yeah.
Australian: Hiya Mate!
Canadian: Hi Eh?
Spiders and kangaroos attack the Canadian
This is what happens in the Commonwealth of Australia πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί such a happy life.